The Skeletal Model

Have you ever noticed that the media likes to project the woman with the skin and bones as beautiful and attractive? I have a question. Where are all the reubenesque models? Why do these calorie depraved models project to us need to "super size" themselves with their meals? I mean they make the stick cartoons look obese.
Why do they get all the attention in the media. Is it because magazines save on photograph space? Maybe they save on clothing material (you only need a few threads!). Society seems fixed on them and give them lots of exposure. If they had a big meal it would probably show. In any case, these models become role models of all young women and many of them strive to starve themselves to look like these living skeletons.
Alcoholics go to the Betty Ford Clinic. I propose starting a Get Fat Farm for these models. We send them on a bus to the farm...they have to down a strawberry shake and beef jerky before they can leave the bus..
They then get to the Get Fat Farm where they laze around their room eating chips and coke while watching three hours of TV. Dinner consists of a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken for each model...followed by 2000 calorie Sundae float with the carbonated drink of their choice. Breakfast will include Bacon, Eggs, Sausage smothered in corn syrup. This treatment will go on for at least two weeks until all the eating habits have drastically changed. Models who secretly abstain from food will be force-fed and weighed.
We await the new models and look forward to the resulting learning curve!