Internet Dating Part 2
Browsing through more singles profiles on the net, I was shocked at the illogical ways people try to market themselves to attract a mate. One girl put as a title on her profile "Sunshine Needs More Light". Wow sunshine needing "more" light. Boy, are we in for dark times!
Another woman put "please give me a try, I am a nice person" so when I sent her an email, she came back with, "don't send me anymore emails." Wow we have a split personality crisis here. I just thank god that that did not happen after the wedding vows.
Tell me what is a guy supposed to think when he reads a woman saying "I am looking for my soul mate." Is he supposed to tip toe through the tulips with tights and meekly say "Here I am." It is so idiotic that people feel that way...that there is one true person out there for him/her like God put us all together and number us each twice...and it is up to us to go and find the person with our number. "Hey you were my number ...why are we getting divorced?" - "Because I thought my number was 19 but I had it upside down - it is really 61." So the girl goes out and starts to yell " 19 ANYONE OUT THERE GOT 19 - I AM LOOKING FOR MY SOULMATE". Some people just never get it...they don't grasp the reality of the situation. Rather, than giving us numbers to correspond...God really says...ok you want a number take a number...do whatever with it...ok now.. you can marry...you can live alone...you can marry and then live alone...you can marry and think you are living alone ...You can live alone thinking you are married...and you can live alone just living together etc.
Another thing I hate is when people try to pass off cliches as their own original thought. "I work to live and not live to work." "I am not counting the moments of breaths I take rather the ones where my breath is taken away." or something like that...Where do these people get these expressions and then why do they try to pass them off as original....don't they know I am going to read it in three out of every four profiles I read? If we do this during exam time it is called CHEATING! In the dating world it is called RECYCLING and it is pretty worthless especially if it is cliched. In the end you should ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.
Another woman put "please give me a try, I am a nice person" so when I sent her an email, she came back with, "don't send me anymore emails." Wow we have a split personality crisis here. I just thank god that that did not happen after the wedding vows.
Tell me what is a guy supposed to think when he reads a woman saying "I am looking for my soul mate." Is he supposed to tip toe through the tulips with tights and meekly say "Here I am." It is so idiotic that people feel that way...that there is one true person out there for him/her like God put us all together and number us each twice...and it is up to us to go and find the person with our number. "Hey you were my number ...why are we getting divorced?" - "Because I thought my number was 19 but I had it upside down - it is really 61." So the girl goes out and starts to yell " 19 ANYONE OUT THERE GOT 19 - I AM LOOKING FOR MY SOULMATE". Some people just never get it...they don't grasp the reality of the situation. Rather, than giving us numbers to correspond...God really says...ok you want a number take a number...do whatever with it...ok now.. you can marry...you can live alone...you can marry and then live alone...you can marry and think you are living alone ...You can live alone thinking you are married...and you can live alone just living together etc.
Another thing I hate is when people try to pass off cliches as their own original thought. "I work to live and not live to work." "I am not counting the moments of breaths I take rather the ones where my breath is taken away." or something like that...Where do these people get these expressions and then why do they try to pass them off as original....don't they know I am going to read it in three out of every four profiles I read? If we do this during exam time it is called CHEATING! In the dating world it is called RECYCLING and it is pretty worthless especially if it is cliched. In the end you should ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.
posted by Robert @ 7:43 p.m.
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